Futurized
by Paul DiFilippo
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Mufti and Fessenden Popenoe experience a quiet yet satisfying evening at home with their newly purchased Sexual Congressinator. Mufti hold the Tri-Bulb Passion Meter, whose cord runs to the Erotic Display Unit. Her Brass Orgone Cap concentrates Bliss Molecules out of the ether. Fessenden prepares to stroke the Virtual Lingam, sending waves of ecstasy down its Firewire connection. Fessenden has also donned a Kundalini Radiator Fin to help dissipate any excess heat. Over the whole domestic tableau, the Eye of Argon sheds its mystical beneficence.
About the Author
Paul Di Filippo has been writing for some thirty years now, and hopes to continue for a like number. he lives in Providence, Rhode Island, with Deborah Newton, Brownie the cocker spaniel and Penny Century the calico cat."
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