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Rain, Go, IAFA, Rods, Romanesco

Friday, April 8th, 2005

More rain. Finally the reservoirs are overflowing. Last time this happened, Clinton got elected. There is hope.

Isabel and Rudy were playing Go here for a little bit today.

Time to catch up on some links that came in:

Steve Hooley posted some pictures of the IAFA conference I attended in Fort Lauderdale, FLA a couple of weeks back.

I revised my talk since then, here’s a link to the new version of ”Seek the Gnarl”, complete with a suggestion that lit crit start using Gnarl Theory.

A reader called majcher sent me a link to a Microsoft research project called SenseCam, it’s somewhat similar to a lifebox-capable vlog ring.

Mac Tonnies pointed out that my pictures of the gnats smeared out across time was an example of a kind of picture that saucer-buffs like to say are “rods”. I like aeoroform giant paramecia better.

John Walker made a fascinating web page about a very fractal relative of broccoli called Romanesco.

Official UFOlogy, Richard Kadrey Novel Online

Friday, April 8th, 2005

Here’s a nice picture of a crashed saucer and its dead alien pilot that I found on a website about the real men in black.

In this vein, I went to the National Security Agencey website, searched for UFOs, and found this very X-files list of official (?) UFO documents.. The best one was a report on how to survive the UFOs.

I’m researching this, as I need for some Fox/Muldaur/Men-in-Black types to point out to Bela that the alien cone shells are visible in the video logs of his dead girlfriend’s sunglasses.

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[Photo of Richard Kadreyl.]

On another front, Richard Kadrey has posted a great new novel called Blind Shrike in PDF form for free download at the Infinite Matrix online SF site.

It’s a hard-boiled cyberpunk fantasy novel set in today's grungy San Francisco — odd that nobody thought of doing this before. Great fun.

Micronesia 20: Pahn Takai, I'm Fully Retired.

Wednesday, April 6th, 2005

The last of the Micronesia entries.

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It rained a lot in the night, but was sunny in the morning. Rain-fed Eden. I drove alone about five miles to the Pahn Takai (means Under Rock) waterfall just past the U municipal center. (U is a minimally short place-name.) I met a guide there — Jamie, our hotelier had phoned him — he was a short Pohnpeian named Danny. Wearing mismatched flip-flops and an athletic shirt, he led me into the jungle. Sakau plants lined the path, they have knobby stalks and heart-shaped leaves. Danny said that although he didn't like sakau, in Pohnpei they say if you drink sakau, you're a real man. The same old line laid down everywhere.

We came to some two hundred foot cliffs in the side of the mountain, a hundred yards wide, the rocks slanting out, so that when we walked along the base, the lip beetled way out over us. There was a veil waterfall, waving back and forth in the wind. Caves at the base of the cliff with fruit bats living in them.

On visiting this site, you had to place a fresh leaf on an altar at the base the waterfall, for if you didn't, the cliff would fall on you the next time you came. Danny broke off a fern for me to place.

Danny said he'd like to visit the mainland someday. He has relatives in Kansas City, Missouri, there's a lot of Pohnpeians there! That'll be different from Micronesia, all right. Later Jamie told me that one of the locals had lucked his way into taking over a chain of restaurants there, he'd been working for the owner who, having no heirs, had left his fortune to his favorite worker, and now there's fully three thousand Pohnpeians in KC.

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So now I'm looking at three days of travel to get home. (Day 1) A ten-hour multi-stop island-hop flight to Honolulu via, I think, Kosrae, and then Kwajalein and Majuro in the Marshall Islands, arriving in Honolulu at 2 AM, followed by a twelve-hour layover during which we'll go sleep in a hotel, (Day 2) a five-hour flight to LA which arrives after the last plane to San Jose so, therefore, a night in a hotel at the LA airport, and finally, (Day 3) the quick flight back to good ole San Ho the next morning. It occurs to me, too late, that I would have done better to arrange my tickets to fly direct from Honolulu to San Francisco.

Embry and I had a nice dinner on our last evening here, talking over old times, remembering our boyhoods and our parents. My brother and I. One more brother image: back at the hotel, there's two resident dogs, they always walk around together, sometimes coming to sleep on my porch, one is slightly bigger than the other. And today after our drive I was feeling a little blue to have the trip nearly over, and I was patting them, and when I was patting the bigger one, the smaller one began to growl and nip at the bigger one for getting more attention. That's me and my brother!

During the long trip home we ran into each other again after we thought we'd said good-bye, and we were delighted to meet. The trip's been very good for our relationship. Standing in that waterfall pool with Embry the other day, I was thinking that if I've ever visiting him in the hospital, or vice versa, we'll be reminiscing about this trip. We'll always have this wonderful adventure that we did together.

It's been one of the great trips of my lifetime, right up there with the overland move to California, the trip to Tonga, the trips to Japan, and the time Sylvia and I did a train trip around Europe.

And it's been very good for my head. I feel happy and relaxed. As Melville says at the start of Moby Dick, when you start feeling like calling the undertaker, head for the ocean!

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I'm proud to have done something so cool to celebrate my retirement. I feel like I'm done with the process of retiring now, and I've done it right. I've made it through another passage.

Micronesia 19: Drive Around Pohnpei.

Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

We drove around the whole island of Pohnpei today. It was fun, though I felt anxious about not squeezing enough nature in, it's a bit of a downer to be in a car and I was in the car a fair amount yesterday. The green jungle mountains of the interior beckon, I guess I'm not really going to get very deep in there. One practical problem with land excursions is that if you walk more than half an hour in this intense humidity and heat, you're limp with exhaustion.

It was exceedingly hard to find the sights confidently enumerated in a booklet I got at the Pohnpei Tourism office. Despite what the booklet says, there are no road signs of any sort whatsoever. Not a single road is marked in any way. And the booklet is always, like, “turn at the Nan Midol sign.” The island isn't set up for tourists, it's set up for the people who live there. Maybe they took the signs down because they're rebuilding the roads. The People's Republic of China sprung for a new road all the way around Pohnpei, Embry says the PRC is giving lots of aid to tiny countries to help their standing in the votes at the UN.

In any case, you have to stop and ask questions over and over, and it's fun at first to talk to the islanders, but after awhile you begin to feel like an idiot, like the annoying three-foot-tall green alien from the UFO, and for that matter, the islanders don't necessarily like giving out information, it could be that they like to hoard their info, as they don't have many possessions. They're friendly enough, but sometimes they burst into laughter at you, all white and oddly dressed and solemn, and it can get embarrassing.

Anyway after asking seven or eight people, we found our way to an enormous rock, smooth to the feet, a hundred feet long, in the jungle beside an open field with green interior mountains beyond, heartbreakingly beautiful tree crowns against the pale blue sky. The rock is covered with petroglyphs, more or less like in Hawaii, designs carved into the rock, quite old, images of paddles or knives, perhaps a woman's vagina or a shield, some bow-tie shapes, the outline of a whole woman. To find this site we'd asked at a house near it and a betel-nut-chewing guy offered to guide us and we were glad to have him along for a few bucks. Wiley. He banged one spot on the big rock and it sounded a bit hollow and he said, “There is a door in the rock here, and the brothers went inside.” What brothers? “Two brothers came from far away — ” he points to the other side of the island across the interior mountains, maybe ten miles away. “From Kiti. They made these carvings. A giant came, and they hid inside the rock. See here, it's a picture of a lock and a key.”

I told him Embry and I were brothers, and then a little later I told him we were from Kiti, which got a good laugh out of him. It was fun to think of Embry and me as archetypes, as from a legend. Then in a field nearby Wiley showed us a “woman rock” which had a crotch and slit like a vagina, really quite graphic. He touched it for good luck, and I did too. Hoping to see my woman soon.

There were other boulders in the field, and Wiley said they were people too, he said this was his land, and the land was a storyboard, which is the name of a wooden bas relief comic strip of one or more frames that Micronesians carve to preserve legends, e.g. in the Yap airport there's a large storyboard showing three stages of the Yapese getting stone money from Palau. Wiley's rocky field is a storyboard, I love that. Living mythically and in depth.

We got lost again trying to find some Japanese cannons, stumbled upon a clearing in the jungle, a woman sitting there on her steps, two houses and a tiny graveyard with four raised mausoleums, perhaps her family's been in this tiny Eden for generations. She kindly showed us the way to the “sight.” It was like meeting Eve.

Later I swam in a pool in a river by the road with twenty small children. Their mothers were doing laundry the old-style way, beating the clothes with a stick on a rock. Kind of a fountain of youth. Embry just watched. Later I had a feeling the water had been none too clean, for surely there were many houses upstream from the pool.

We encountered a huge traffic jam, cars parked on both sides of the road, creeping along. The pickup in front of us held some enormous ball of roots and dirt attached to a carrying-pole. It was raining, we were at a standstill, I studied the object, it seemed to be a bundle of linked tubers, finally I got out and asked the eight guys riding with it what it was. “A yam.” Pohnpei is known for producing enormous yams, and this yam must have been four hundred pounds, the eight guys could barely carry it, all of them straining at the pole. I'd visualized the giant yams as being oversized perfectly shaped individual supermarket-style yams, but this big fella was more of a lumpy gnarly cluster. As we inched closer to the center of the crowd I saw a pile of freshly slaughtered piglets, a mound of breadfruits, hundreds of natives, many of them carrying plastic plates with rice and roast pig. “Is it a feast?” I asked someone. “It's a funeral.”

All fascinating, but by the end of the day, I'm tired of being so white, so alien, so full of unanswered questions. It'll be good to get back to where I know what's going on.


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